Lemmy: The Movie
I would like to go see this movie when it detonates in movie theaters. Who is with me? - David C. Garcia
View ArticleTime Keeps on Turning…
Hello, and Happy New Year! Or something. I haven’t had a good Christmas or New Years in a long time. They haven’t been bad or anything, they have just been pretty uneventful. This year was good. I...
View ArticleAn Open Letter to MC Hammer (Re: Twitter)
Dear MC Hammer, I’m sure you won’t actually read this, but I figured I would try and reach you this way. What happened to you, man? Two months ago, you were totally cool. When I replied to one of...
View Article“We Made You”
I am a HUGE fan of Eminem. He is clever, funny and a bazillion times better than most mainstream rappers. I am so excited about his new album, Relapse. His new single is awesome. It sounds like he...
View ArticleBadass Music: Journey
When you think of badasses, you think of dudes who mean business. Badasses kick asses and take names all day long. It’s a 24/7 job, and when badasses stop doing their job, the terrorists win. A lot....
View ArticleI Let These Pythons Breathe in My Badass Sleeveless Shirt
Idiots and douchegoblins have spent countless hours contemplating answers to the age old question: What makes a man? “A real man provides for his family.” – Sap “A real man is in touch with his...
View ArticleEssay: Thank You, Rob Zombie – From La Sexorcista to Halloween II
When I was in the 8th grade, I picked up a copy of White Zombie’s La Sexorcista: Devil Music Volume 1. Led by techno-acid-horror-kitsch-retro-art singer, Rob Zombie, it was a take on rock I hadn’t...
View Article“A Looking In View”
Next to Faith No More, Alice In Chains is one of my favorite bands ever. Aside from the few songs on their Nothing Safe: Best of the Box album, these guys haven’t put out new music since 1995′s...
View ArticleGo read Duff McKagan’s weekly column!
For some reason, I have this preconceived notion about lots of entertainers that they are simply there to entertain and that they have no capacity to think critically or even offer any shred of...
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